A year of plain days, each one with something loud in it, and your name on the loudest page

Most planners are beige. This one starts with a beige living room and one enormous neon armchair, then keeps going: a grey commuter platform with one sequin coat, a beige lawn with a disco ball and a flock of pink lawn birds, a porch with a twelve-foot inflatable dragon. Fifteen months, every scene a real design, your name on the cover. Free, and not one page is quiet.